"One more song about moving along the highway. Can't say much of anything that's new"

Tonight, we're going in a road rally. It's something I've always wanted to do, and am really looking forward to it. We leave for vacation tomorrow. I'm not packed yet, but I have the clothes all pulled out. SO, I'll see you all in a week. Behave yourselves.
Look at these interesting facts about me! I'll bet you didn't know half of them.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Schell!

1. Schell is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
2. Schell can sleep for three and a half years.
3. Red schell at night, shepherd's delight. Red schell at morning, shepherd's warning!
4. Schell can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
5. Birds do not sleep in schell, though they may rest in her from time to time.
6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in schell.
7. Schell became extinct in England in 1486.
8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after schell!
9. People used to believe that dressing their male children as schell would protect them from evil spirits!
10. Olympic badminton rules say that schell must have exactly fourteen feathers!

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