Is it just me or.....

So, I kind of have a little crush on my oral surgeon. He's a cutie-patootie. He looks like one of my celebrity crushes, Stanley Tucci. And he's got a great sense of humor. Anyway, when I went for my post-op check up he found a problem and said I had to come back again in two weeks. So, I went back. He checks my mouth and problem is healing nicely. "I think it's healing fine now," he says. "There's no need to make another appointment, I know it's a pain to drive here." "Okay," I reply, while looking dreamily into his eyes. As we're walking out of the exam area, he puts his arm around my shoulder and says, "But, if you think something's not right, or you need anything don't hesitate to call the office. Anything at all, okay?"

In my warped head, this is what I heard.....
Stanley Tucci: "I'm afraid there's no medical reason for you to make another appointment, but I find you absolutely fascinating and would love to have sex with you!"

That's probably what it meant, right? I'm not imagining any of this, am I?

For you Emma

Me, afro and Susan. Easter 2011

Ta Da!

I love, love, love the tile. It was a lot of work, but we're both alive. You can't tell exactly from the pictures, but it's clear glass, smoked glass, stainless stell, stone, and these tiles that are irredescent (Certainly not spelled right), they look like oil on the driveway. Now we just have to get longer screws to put the outlet covers back on, and we're set.

backsplash

Today Keith and I are going to install a glass tile backsplash in our kitchen. We never put a backsplash in when we remodeled the kitchen five years ago.
Wish me luck. Believe it or not, we don't work that well together. Our styles are very different. He moves very slow, and is completely methodical about everything. I'm kind of a Measure-twice-why?, let's get it done as quickly as possible person. So, by tomorrow, I'll either have a beautiful backsplash, or be a widow. The odds are 50/50.

Post-its, anyone?

Today I do the nearly-last bit of painting. The accent wall. The color I chose is called La Fonda Turquoise. Right now I'm just waiting for the spackle to dry in the nail holes then I'll start. If I can find batteries for my camera, I'll take a picture when it's done. Yesterday, for April Fool's Day, this is what my desk looked like when I arrived at work.... There were post-its everywhere! One of the teachers did it. It was cute. The kind of prank I like. No one gets hurt, or extremely embarrassed.